Self-Aggrandizing Close of 2K5
Well i guess i will just copy other people's close out the year posts with one of my own. I dont want to lace this thing with cheesy lame goals for next year or things i hope to accomplish, bullshit. i had a great time, saw some good concerts, saw some titties, drank a lot, puffed a lot, upgraded electronically, and didnt do one iota of volunteer work to help someone besides myself or people i care about. road tripped, gambled, won, lost, watched lots of HeaDy, ripped off Interpol again, and got a tan in november. without further ado, here are the best posts of 2K5 (by month- for the record, i was way craftier in the beginning so there are multiple bests):
January - How To Be A Baller, a great fiction about Stats McGiggler and friends.
February - tough call between fiction (Koko Got Served) and reality (Spring Fashion 201) although i got a TON of heat for this one (Giving Yourself a Nickname is LAME)
March - Nut Trees, Popped Collars, Girls Squatting
April - again a toss up between Leash Kids and ATLien Drivers
May - Star Wars SUCKS! , the Hate Fuck, and of course the KY Derby 2005
June - Girls Cannot Rape Guys (except for the clowns i know)
July - I Am Not a Friendster Whore, with mini-shout outs to porn stars (scroll down)
August - Ben Harper is z dank, Fantasy Football begins
September - Weed College, the Roast of my friends, and jewish gun control
October - All Movie Theater Employees are Retards
November - South Park fictional episode, halloween recap
December - (this was like a week ago, but...) Merry Fucking Christmas!
Thanks to all the inspirational characters in my life.