Thursday, December 15, 2005

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Some Fuddup Dream Interpretations

Since most of you know that the cheeba was a large part of my daily activity, i have to tell you about this crazy phenomenon that has been happening since i have stopped. i tried to google it but there isnt much scientific knowledge on the subject, just some idiots babbling like reformed potheads who have lost their way.... but! basically, every morning when i wake up i remember tons of stuff about my dreams. i am talking about significant, clear-headed memory of everything that went down in the dream. has anyone ever heard of or experienced this phenomenon? any sort of links would be helpful.

i have started to have this recurring dream involving me and my car; sometimes it involves a stolen car, sometimes it involves a car crash, sometimes i am just driving like a fucking lunatic. if you want to hear the long version, (it gets real weird), i was staying at my sister's cabin in Indiana and Nehemiah from the Real World Austin and rusty, a local atl blogger, broke into the house and were caught red-handed. i have no idea why rusty and nehemiah would ever be in my dream. anyway, to get revenge i jacked nehemiah's nissan altima and kept it here in atlanta and obviously he never knew me and never knew why anyone would jack an altima. but, his altima was tricked out and had awesome speakers and tint and all this shit. eventually i met up with rusty and after many a drinks, he convinced me to return the car to nehemiah. then we all became good buddies and we all lived in bloomington, indiana of all places.

in another dream i was driving my sister in my car and we were headed to SanFran. i was driving really fast and basically went around this 180 degree sharp curve on the highway and crashed the car. i skidded across the road and when i stood up my head fell off. my sister was panicking but of course i was calm and collect and told her not to worry. apparently the whole time i was like looking at my fucked up body and i was actually a ghost looking down on the whole situation and talking to her. this dream was so weird and i guess at some point i realized this sub consciously so i woke myself up from the dream at like 4 am and re-started back in the dream where i was alive instead of dead.

i mean, talk about fucked up shit... i had no idea what any of the dreams could even mean, and since i havent been in the position to interpret any of my dreams in like 3 years, i had to consult the expert. if you dont know, there is a source on the internet that has gathered tons of info about dreams. The Dream Dictionary can really break things down for you and talks about all different types of subtopics, you just have to look up the main topic and it will list all these different situations regarding that idea.

so here is what dream dictionary tells me:
-To dream that you car has been stolen, indicates that you are being stripped of your identity. This may relate to losing your job, a failed relationship, or some situation which has played a significant role in your identity and who you are as a person.
-To see your sister in your dream, symbolizes some aspect of your relationship with her, whether it one of sibling rivalry, caring, protectiveness, etc. Your sister may draw attention to your family role and sense of belonging.
-To dream that you are in an accident, signifies pent up guilt and you are sub-consciously punishing yourself over it. To dream of a car accident, symbolizes your emotional state. You may be harboring deep anxieties and fears. Are you "driving" yourself too hard? This dream may tell you to slow down before you hit disaster. You need to rethink or re-plan your course of actions and set yourself on a better path.
-To dream that someone is trying to rip your head off, suggests that you are not seeing a situation or problem clearly. Perhaps you are refusing to see the truth. You have to confront the situation or the person despite the pain and discomfort you might feel in doing so.

I guess all in all, these topics are not exactly thrilling to be sub consciously dreaming about. but its nice to know that i am being stripped of my identity and that i need to repair my relationship with my sister. i am heading home for hannukah during the break i get from you christians, which is a pretty sweet deal. she will be there and hopefully if the drug test has taken place, we can smoke a big fattie and repair our relationship together. or am i fucking up the interpretation of dreams and i am supposed to not ever get high again? someone who has an ounce of psych education, help a brother out here!!

sorry you have had to read through this ridiculous self-reflecting speech.


At 12/16/2005 10:02 AM, Blogger rusty said...

What's really fucking weird about me being in your dream is Peach Pundit was in my dream last night. Creepy.

At 12/16/2005 10:02 AM, Blogger Amber said...

What are you leaving out? Are you dreaming about having sex with my goddamn boyfriend?

'Cause that might be hot...

At 12/16/2005 10:17 AM, Blogger shoobie said...

amber, eww.
my dick only likes three things, a warm oven mitt, my right hand, and a MOIST vajine.

At 12/16/2005 10:21 AM, Blogger Amber said...

Hey, what do you have against oral? Most gals don't bite, ya know...

At 12/16/2005 10:23 AM, Blogger shoobie said...


i forgot to mention that... but only if the girl spits on it first, porn-star style.

At 12/17/2005 11:20 AM, Blogger Amber said...

You got Rusty's link wrong... it's .org not .com. He ain't sellin' shit!


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