Falcons

Let's Go Harry D! Getting the start over Julio Jones (injury)

Got to go to the Packers vs ATL game, and we had pre-game sideline passes.

Twas the shiznit.

Bracket Busters 2

See below, same shit as last year... Louisville choked (bad matchup, no preston, no siva for majority of game). Bracket is all fucked. Does anyone read Vicklanta anymore? sorry you had to wait a whole year for nothing substantial :)

Bracket Busters!!

Well obviously the Ville didnt do shit this year...

but my bracket is totally fucked. the entire left side (thanks kansas,syracuse) is toast.

even if it comes down to ky duke in the final 4, i cannot win any more points past that.

once again, i watch hours of big east hoops just to see them choke and go down in flames post-season. should have listened to bilas!

Falcons

No Mike Vick, Mattlanta is the new Vicklanta.

I also hate Matty Ice as a nickname. So weak.

Damn you Vickadelphia, damn you.

Pirate Flu

The pirate flu sweeping Africa must be stopped! Seriously, can't we do something about this rampant problem? Until a Fellowship of the Pirate is formed by the top naval nations, our lands and seas will fall into darkness.

Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow must be rolling over in their graves given the high amount of booty these pirates collect. Weapons, treasure, microchips, white people... yarrr this be a fine take today. Of course the 21st century pirates don't actually talk like this, its more like derka derka click cluck cluck derka der. and they dont have beards, rotted teeth, and live by a pirate code.. its more like tattered clothes, emaciated frames, and west nile virus.

The Pirate Flu must be stopped in its tracks. Gunshots to the face seem the only way to remedy the situation...

Matt Ryan is Aiiight

I know he has a winning record, I know the wins have been exciting, and I know we got robbed last week in what could have been another 2-minute drill where we actually catch balls and win games. But i am still not ready to give Mattlanta my 100% approval quite yet. If he is supposed to be the franchise player to replace Mike Vick, lets see how he stands at the end of the year.

And now, pictures of our beatdown in freezing cold Wisconsin!.....
(more to come later)

poker

i am not really playing too much poke-her anymore, but i happen to have played 3 times in the past 2 weeks. won a tourney that was $20 buy-ins and $20 re-buy/re-loads. came out +220 in that one. took that cheddar and played the next night, bought in for 200 and cashed out for 300. then i just played in the same tourney again tonight, and lost $20. if a train is travelling at 40 mph towards you right now, how much loot is that?

+300 is the answer.

spartans.... ahh oooh, ahh oooh, ahh oooh.

Sorry Yall

Can't really post for long now, just to give you an update:

Things that are different
- I have a girlfriend
- I do not gamble on sports or play poker anymore
- The Falcons situation is terrible

Things that are the same
- I still play video games
- I still heart the Louisville Cardinals
- I still have a thirst for Jack Daniels
- I still pound herbal vitamins and nutrients

PLEASE DON'T DEADER THIS BLOG!

IM With Jim

Props to anyone who can possibly translate the following IM conversation into proper english. Your grades will be assessed if you comment and tell me what in the hell this means. jim is not a real jim, his name is jim in this case to protect the innocent jims out there. jim.

jim : serpie
shoobie : yo gurrl
jim : did u call
jim : girl
shoobie : mhm
jim : i didn't listen to your message
shoobie : guy
jim : what up
shoobie : lo
shoobie : no gret
jim : I can't girl
shoobie : guy
shoobie : girl
jim : a little drunk
shoobie : mm
shoobie : vino?
jim : yes sir
shoobie : nicee

A New Internet Time-Wasting Game: Walnuts.

Hello to all who would ever check this thing out. i have decided to post this because spontaneously i tried something funny and had no one to tell because yayayan is in the motherland for 2 weeks. it involves google tools, asians, and a sense of humor. if you cannot deal with those three things all at once, please close the browser. ok? spoiler alert, this is for the jokesters.

after you play the game, i would like you to COMMENT to the blog how long you played, whether it catch hot fire like monopoly back in the (60's? who cares) sixties, or if you just try it once... copy paste funny ones. please. danks.

Here is how you play Walnuts:

Step 1) For your first time, just copy paste an email into the Google Translator and make the settings for English to Chinese(Traditional) BETA. (should do it automatically)

Step 2) Click Translate. Then Copy the entire text. Then go back and do the same steps for Chinese to English.

You want WINGNUT?!!?! = 你想胡桃? = You want to walnuts?
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i dont know what to say, other than lets get past the awkward 'why doesn't shoobie write anymore' phase. blazin.

(this is for you buddy, since i think youll have the most fun with the new game.)