Have You Seen This Schlong?

Atlanta is full of landmarks. Famous places or pitstops that tourists to this city must visit. Stone Mountain, Centennial Olympic Park, Turner Field, CNN, The Varsity. These are the sites that Fodors.com includes in its "must see" section. Alas, there are also plenty of tourist sites to be taken in that only true intown atlanta residents can vouch for. I have blogged about a few... claremont lounge, pink pony, waffle houses. These are the real experiences that ATLiens encounter and have no one to tell but their out of town friends who would never believe some of the crazy shit that goes on down here.

Then of course there are the landmarks that dont show up in any books. The ones that dont fit into a category, have loads of entertainment value, and yet continually get left out of travel guides to the south.

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WARNING: The pictures you are about to see are not fictitious. They were taken by a real photographer using a digital cell phone camera and a penchánt for large schlongs. If you see this schlong in real life, slowly back away.



Of course! If it isnt the Dude from Ponce. ATLiens probably have thousands of stories related to this guy. (story 1 / story 2 / story 3 / story 4) No one knows his name, no one knows what he does all day... all we know is that he still rocks the tight spandex biker pants and uses 4 legs to walk on. Usually he is seen rocking the gray or white shorts, but sometimes he does get a little crazy with BRIGHT purple or BRIGHT neon blue. Anything to divert your eyes from his massive member down below.

Here is what we do know: He waits for the bus, but never takes it anywhere. He has a small circling pattern wherever he is standing, allowing all passersby to view the schlong in 360 degree fashion. There are no visible balls, just a massive dinky. And... he eats at Publix.



Of course if i were taking these pictures we would have had a full interview, but my boy Jonny Kaz is a shy character and didnt get real in-depth with the dude from ponce with the giant wang.
ATL tourists, before you call your trip a success you need to cruise up and down Highland Ave by Ponce looking for this walking, bulging, hunka hunka man in all his faded biker shorts and glory.

ATL residents, stories are very much appreciated. Any interaction or comedic antecdotes re: large large schlong on ponce. Thank you, that is all.