The Lost South Park Episode
How funny would the following plot be. FOX is coming to film an all new season of a reality show in South Park, Colorado. They will be holding tryouts for Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy. a bunch of families go in for the interviews and of course, kyles mom, stans mom, kennys mom, and cartmans mom are selected as the moms who are supposed to be switched.
1. so cartmans mom goes to stans house.
2. stans mom goes to kennys house.
3. kennys mom goes to kyles house.
4. kyles mom goes to cartmans house.
What would happen if 'Wife Swap' came to South Park?
First off, i think they could do a few scenes where its like the confessional booth in Real World. the moms get to spout off and punk the kids, and the kids can talk shit about the new parent situation. also, the boys would definitely get into a fight over 'your mom' jokes. family reunion dinner at the end would somehow be ruined by cartman. and of course, the scenes inside the houses....
Stans House ==> everything is pretty normal at first. cartmans mom bakes stan and shelley cookies, a lot. and cheesey poofs. she cleans and is very obedient to Randy, the engineer. but then night comes, and mrs. cartman turns into a naughty naughty girl. she persuades randy to let her tie him in leather, etc. she invites other south park characters over for the marsh family gangbang. im tellin you, mrs. cartman would just be naughty but it would all be captured on film.
Kennys House ==> with kennys mom not around to yell and scream and cuss him out, and the dad off drinkin and working all the time, kenny becomes a clean straight-a student and starts turning his life around. he enters all kinds of new sports and academic challenges. including a science fair, where he is killed by his own project.
Kyles House ==> kyle gets the worst of this deal. he and his dad and baby brother are freaked out by this crazy white trash redneck. kyles neurosis gets way worse without the presence of his jewish mom. he is constantly bashing reality tv and fox for what they have done to his family's core values, etc etc. he turns to drinking with his dad, who now also plays the lotto and beats his new wife.
Cartmans House ==> this would be the funniest part of the sketch. imagine mrs. brovlosky stuck in a house alone with cartman who is a jew hating nazi promoting crafty little fucking fat 8 year old. it might be condoned as slightly ripped off family guy, but cartman would devise crafty ways of punishing jews and specifically kyles mom, who he hates so very much. also it would be good to see the mother son conflict when cartman asks his new mom to get him some pie and milk cuz he is too lazy to get off his fat ass. no jewish mother would ever let cartman treat her the way he treats his real mom.
im tellin you all, funny ass shit.