Friday, February 18, 2005

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Giving Yourself a Nickname is LAME

(So there are 2 blogs again today)

Ladies, gentlemen, puppies, kitties... this weekend, when you are trying to decide between the Fontaines-Moes-Noche strip of bars or the Neighbors-Hand-Atkins-DarkHorse strip, make sure you keep an eye out for a huge celebrity hanging out in the VA Highlands. Now i know what youre thinking... any a-list celeb would either not be in atlanta at all, or at least hanging out in buckhead where there is a naughty scene. Alas, you are small minded creatures who do not recognize the celebrity status gained by hanging out in the highlands.

For those of you who have not been to the highlands, there is one man who is a local celebrity amongst all others. This guy is always trying to network himself with the other young atliens. He has his fingers in so many pots he doesnt even have time to have any good conversation whatsoever. he tosses out words like mis, miserable, and misery like its his job. and.... here's the kicker.....

He has self-appointed himself: The Mayor of the Highlands. That's right, not only is it a self-made-up nickname (which is a pretty cool move to make), but its totally true. If youre in the highlands, he is there.... and he is the mayor and you must pay respek to enter said neighborhood. now i know that some of you know he doesnt actually even live in the highlands, but pay that no attention! When the mayor speaks, we listen. And here, for your viewing pleasure, is a shot of the mayor of the VA Highlands himself......

here we see the 'mayor' fingerbanging two unsuspecting boys at a frat party


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