Heres to you Mrs. Robinson
I can probably count the amount of "hot" teachers I had when I was a student on one hand. There was one in high school named Ms. Van Howe... but if I met her in a bar today I would probably say something to the tune of "ya she's kinda cute...for a mom." Then there was this fucking bitch of a philosophy teacher at Emory. She was hot like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction...that weird haircut with bangs in front. She was such a bitch that every guy in the class wanted to either get medieval on her ass or not get on her ass at all. Thats it...2 hot teachers.
Nowadays since most of us are in the workin world, we know plenty of people our age who are teachers. I mean in georgia you dont even need a master's, you can teach for full salary while you earn it at night classes. So naturally there are some really hot really young teachers coming out of colleges these days.
This is the hottest thing I have heard in awhile. A sexually frustrated teacher who did the following: fucked her student at school, fucked her student in her car, and blew her student twice in the classroom. The kid was only 14. She is only 23.
Now I know some of you might think that this is NOT the hottest thing youve ever heard. Some might even go as far as saying it is nasty, sexual deviance, lascivious and lude behavior. But guess what? There are these things called double standards in America and whether you like it or not, this happens to be one of them.
It would be disgusting for a 23 year old guy (me) to fuck a 14 year old student. Dude, that is fucking gross. But the 14 year old guy who is fucking the 23 year old teacher? God damn man, way to take down the mark. You wont get it that good for another 7 years buddy, hope you enjoyed your time.
I think David Lee Roth really encapsulates the feelings of all men who are silently cheering on this young 14 year old walking rite of passage when he says: "I think of all the education that I missed/But then my homework was never quite like this."
Anyone who has ever seen The Graduate, ever downloaded porn from myfirstsexteacher.com, seen Geri Ryan on Boston Public, or has dreams of Ms. Veronica Vaughn late at night knows that there is no fucking big deal about this hot little vixen fucking her student. All she needs is a million dollar playboy pictorial and she can retire and fuck all the little boys she wants. Im sure Katz can point her in the right direction...