Rick Pitino

As you all know, I am a huge Louisville Cardinals fan. Last year when we were one win away from a Bowl Game and undefeated season in football AND made it to the Final Four in basketball, i was halfway there and living on a prayer. But after this years entrance into the Big East, i have been a little steamed at our entry year's overhype bullshit. I mean, i knew coming into this basketball season we werent going to be as good as last year, but i thought Palacios and Dean could give everyone a run for their money-- plus Padgett transferred and would start this season... things could have continued on the way they ended last year. But when your conference schedule looks like this: WLWLWLWLWL, you arent doing so hot this season. hell we barely got an invite to the big east and we were supposed to be in the upper eschelon of big east ballers. i think this was a transition/initiation/whatever the fuck you wanna call it year for the Cards, and I'm sure we'll pick it up again next year when we arent throwing in 4 freshmen and a senior halfway through a 36-9 rout in the first half of a basketball tourney game. (you can only do that when youre on the WINNING end of the scoreboard)

Regardless of the fact that we were definitely preseason hype with a cushy soft non conference schedule through december, i think Pitino finally realizes that the gimme games in the beginning dont mean shit and almost hurt you more than help you 'gel' as a team. that said, i love pitino and petrino and would never say a mad note about the two amazing coaches we keep around year by year scared they will jump the shark and peace out to better opportunities. but everyone loves saying that pitino loves the Garden, loves NYC, loves the big city lifestyle, etc etc. When the score was 39-16 at the half, i started drawing the following picture...

imagine the new york times editorial cartoons, and i think my caption is pretty good although i am sure you can think of more. basically i was so miserable and slumped over from embarassment and anger that i thought someone should talk about pitino being from frickin KENTUCKY and going up to the big city which he looves soo much, and getting laughed out of town:

(click to see enlarged, good quality cartoon)

Its Kinda Hard Out Here Fo A Pimp...
in other news, whilst looking for pitino pictures i found one of the fucking funniest hate sites.
Look how much time these other dooshies had to mock Pitino. (link)

wow its 4:20, perfect timing to peace out. i cant apologize for being a slackass anymore. if you have ever bound template columns to datagrids using a dataset pulled from the SQL Server stored procedures, you know what kind of tremendous pain i am in. and if not, ask my coworkers why they love coding so very much.

last thing: if anyone can decode the following anagrams back into my coworkers real name, you will get a big cookie. HINT: He's an Indian.

JAGUAR HAIR MARK SHRUNK
HANUKKAH JAR RAM RUG SIR
SARAH HANG JURA KIRK RUM
SARAH RAG HAIR JUNK MURK