Tuesday, November 09, 2004

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Mini Kiss

No losers, we're not talking about hershey chocolate. and we're not talking about what katzs mom gave me at the end of last night. we are talking about the craziest, wildest, lip synchiest, fucked up cover band i have ever heard of. Mini KISS!

thats right, this cover band will come to your social function and lip synch to all your favorite classic KISS songs. the only thing funnier than a bunch of midgets is definitely a bunch of midgets dressed up like KISS.

Every monday night football, they do a series called "You Got Sacked!" where someone from the NFL 'punks' another guy from the team. This week, Trent Dilfer from the Seattle Seahawks threw a halloween charity ball starring the mini Kiss phenom. his teammate had a bunch of lawyers come in and threaten to shut down the show. Apparently mini Kiss didnt have any rights to use the name Kiss in their group, or permission to sing their songs on stage for profit. They kept Dilfer on edge for like 30 minutes before it was finally revealed that he was getting set up. If anyone saw this on tv last night, they had to be wondering.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT midget-Gene-Simmons THINKING?

The Ugliest Jewish Man on the Planet meets the midget version of the ugliest jewish man on the planet.

Wasnt this fun? Book them for your next suare today! (little man entertainment)


At 11/09/2004 4:02 PM, Blogger cmdrslappy said...

oh god dude! i'm booking them for my bar mitzvah. happy belated bar-mitzvahversary, by the way. that was fun.

At 11/11/2004 5:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why aren't you writing everyday anymore?

At 11/12/2004 7:16 AM, Blogger League of Night and Fog said...

If I hard a hard-on everytime I wanted to buy a kiss album, man wouldn't have needed a rocket to go to the moon. Those were the good old days.

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