Welcome Back. Bitch.
whattup. i dont have that much time, ya see. check out the post time, its 10.30 PM. fucking night. anyway since i am at a place where i could post this picture, i figured i should give you a little new years tickle teaser and kickstart 2006 with a funny picture caption contest. this guy is a cool kid, so the more spicy the roast the better. i signed my life away to corporate america so its hard to post at work. perhaps my new years resolution should be to waste precious real life minutes on this crap ass beelog. perhaps not. i have a long one comin, i just have to find the time. so without further ado, Caption Contest 2006 begins. (i'll start.)
Bellend is so whipped that he got caught holding a chick's purse in the middle of NYC...