Wednesday, October 05, 2005

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56 Fucking Spam Mails!

I received 56 fucking spam mails this weekend on the blog comments. god damn, i was ok with 1 or 2 but 56 was just too much. as a result, word verification crap is turned on. i have this feeling that no one will comment since there is an additional step, hopefully you all will still somewhat participate. since i am a huge nerd, i went back through every post that they spammed and deleted their comments. so ha!

This weekend was a crazy one. Saff and her friend Alli came into town wednesday night, choobs came in thursday night, and the weekend was full of stuff and alcohol. here are a few things i took away as lessons learned.

1) If you are a guy who owns a house, it is imperative that you have as many sets of sheets/comforters/bed items as there are beds. otherwise your lovely guests will be forced to sleep on a mattress with no fitted sheet and 1 1/2 pillows, not to mention fighting over 2 blankets because we all know that girls get fucking freezing if they dont have their down comforter and duvee cover. and yes, i know what a fucking duvee cover is!

2) ouzo is the greeks way of punishing american tourists who just want to get in on the fun. it tastes like a harsh blend of jagermeister and rubbing alcohol. once it hits your lips... you just want to puke it back up. sick fucking drink, definitely not one to get crunk off of.


this restaurant is one of the good ones off cheshire bridge road. bring a big party, get a big plate of meat. at Taverna Plaka.

3) cameltoe is still cool.


4) Girls pass out. a lot.



and yes, erik love, upon further inspection that is a hot girl from philly wrapped up in an ATLANTA FALCONS blanket.


5) i will take an asian teammate in trivial pursuit over a white person any day. let the record show that two boys with bachelors degrees fucked up some penn ivy law school yatches.

6) girls have this thing. one of those things guys dont really know about. apparently, there are little gel packets (with warming liquid) that you can throw in your bra to make it fill out more. the packets kinda feel like a tit, and if they are pressed up against tits, i think they feel just like the real thing. at first i guess i thought this was semi-deceptive and not 'keepin it real'. upon further introspection, i realized if a girl was getting naked in my bed and one of those happened to pop out, it would have no ill effect and i would proceed with the buckin'.

7) Hi-Fi Buys Ampitheater truly is the best outdoor venue in this town. the allman bros can still rock out. fully. and hippies love when the allman brothers rock out, no matter what generation of hippie they are. stonewashed hippies. tie-dye hippies. little curly hippies fresh out of high school.

i think thats about it. to the Jews, happy Rosh (hebrew word for head). to the muslims, happy ramadan. and to you christians, well... just be happy we're going to hell. Go Braves!

8 Comments:

At 10/06/2005 8:57 AM, Blogger Paulie said...

I hated to turn on the word verification on my blog as well.

Shit Shoob, have I missed another corned beef fest?

Cameltoe, on the correct body, is always hott.

IMHO Hi-Fi blows. I'm over the "big venue" concert scene. Besides, hippies smell.

 
At 10/06/2005 9:04 AM, Blogger shoobie said...

well paulie, you have missed another corned beef luncheon. here's how you know its actually happening... every first sunday of the month, its on. the next one is november 6th (my bar mitzvah anniversary).

i know there is probably some atl-hating on Hi-Fi, mainly because its fucking far in the south end of SWATL, impossible to get to no matter how many times youve been, and of course a giant smelly hippy love fest. but its better than chastain... at least people arent bringing in wine, cheese, and crackers, and talking about politics and bullshit when the band is on stage.

mmmm, camel toe. love that phrase.

 
At 10/06/2005 5:17 PM, Blogger Wintermute said...

i don't like word verification either, but it's not too much to ask of your loyal readers.

btw, it's "duvet"

 
At 10/06/2005 8:39 PM, Blogger Fat Asian Baby said...

I MISSED ANOTHER CORNED BEEF?????
Why do you people keep letting this happen?
btw, i live down the street from taverna plaka but have never actually been.
and so you've discovered the water bra. do you know about the chicken cutlet? i myself do not know much about this sort of thing because i have more boob than i know what to do with, but apparently lots of women have cutlets. watch out.

 
At 10/07/2005 8:02 AM, Blogger Paulie said...

Shoobie and FAB: Here's the dealio. Next corned beef fest is Nov 6th. It is also a Falcons away game, so I'll holla at you both Friday the 3rd and we can meet up for some meat.

 
At 10/07/2005 9:06 AM, Blogger shoobie said...

FAB, it wasnt like a whole bra with water... it was almost like little hand warmer packets of liquid that 'fill it out', but not a specifically designed water bra. (right?)

Paulie, i would also like to point out that twains has the NFL Sunday Ticket and so the games are:
Chicago at NO
NY G Men at SanFran
Seattle at Arizona

those games are not too enticing, but a shuffleboard challenge has been extended to you and FAB.. maybe all these things combined will make you realize how much dank corned cow youve been missing.

winter, you would know that.

 
At 10/10/2005 12:49 AM, Blogger Douglas Scott S. said...

come on shoobie i know u can get w/ cuter girls than that!

 
At 10/21/2005 2:14 PM, Blogger jsk323 said...

In reference to your passive agressive hint that we need more sheets/blankets that I didn't even read until now b/c I don't read this anymore b/c it's bush league...
1) Fuck off
2) I'm not moron who overbooked and didn't bother to even tell me people were coming until 2 days before
3) Suck my balls

Haha

 

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