Hooray Bulimia!

(to be read in jamaican red stripe commercial guy voice)
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Hey mon! You drink so much beer! Don't you feel fat and ugly?

Hey fat girl, come 'ere. Are you an ugly person?


(Well, I wouldn't consider myself...)

You dead ugly, girl! Why dont you head to the restroom and puke in the toilet?

now, YOU BEAUTIFUL!

It's bulimia! HOORAY BULIMIA!"