(to be read in jamaican red stripe commercial guy voice)
Hey mon! You drink so much beer! Don't you feel fat and ugly?
Hey fat girl, come 'ere. Are you an ugly person?
(Well, I wouldn't consider myself...)
You dead ugly, girl! Why dont you head to the restroom and puke in the toilet?
now, YOU BEAUTIFUL!
It's bulimia! HOORAY BULIMIA!"