ix spix pubes curls jewfro self-discussion

black ladies of the world! hear my plea.... yes, this hair is natural. well thank you, i like it too. come sleep with me?

black women have hit on me 2 days in a row, once in publix and once at work. if i could only seal the deal, or even better, stop getting hit on by lunchlady type black women and move into the high class park ave punan.

why cant i grow my hair out like gavin rossdale circa 1996.


why does it constantly grow into poof form instead of long curly rockstyle curl. is mickey really white, or was he just raised that way and is actually my black panther party dad. or worse, is my actual dad a black panther partier. i guess that would insinuate that momma shoob slept with a black dude, and i am pretty certain that could only have happened in her 'experimental' days in the late 70s.

if supercuts black ladies know exactly how to work their magic for 12 measley bucks, why do girls get their hurr did for like 30-100 bucks a pop. cant they just get a suck cut and do it themselves like wayne and garth.


here we see the 'suck cut'... it certainly does suck
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and now:
Top 5 Things I Have To Constantly Hear About Fucking Curly Hair

5. Oooooooh, giiiirl. look at those cuuuurls. mmmm, mm, mm.
4. Laquita, come over hurr and look at this boys cuuurly hurr.
3. I luddem curls, is it natural? (no lady, its a fucking weave)
2. You have the prettiest curls ive ever seen on a white boy. meatloaf or lasagna?
1. Nice ix, dude
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Yesh, yesh. it is very weird. and now, eye candy of hot bitches with curly hair.