Friday, September 24, 2004

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ix spix pubes curls jewfro self-discussion

black ladies of the world! hear my plea.... yes, this hair is natural. well thank you, i like it too. come sleep with me?

black women have hit on me 2 days in a row, once in publix and once at work. if i could only seal the deal, or even better, stop getting hit on by lunchlady type black women and move into the high class park ave punan.

why cant i grow my hair out like gavin rossdale circa 1996.


why does it constantly grow into poof form instead of long curly rockstyle curl. is mickey really white, or was he just raised that way and is actually my black panther party dad. or worse, is my actual dad a black panther partier. i guess that would insinuate that momma shoob slept with a black dude, and i am pretty certain that could only have happened in her 'experimental' days in the late 70s.

if supercuts black ladies know exactly how to work their magic for 12 measley bucks, why do girls get their hurr did for like 30-100 bucks a pop. cant they just get a suck cut and do it themselves like wayne and garth.


here we see the 'suck cut'... it certainly does suck
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and now:
Top 5 Things I Have To Constantly Hear About Fucking Curly Hair

5. Oooooooh, giiiirl. look at those cuuuurls. mmmm, mm, mm.
4. Laquita, come over hurr and look at this boys cuuurly hurr.
3. I luddem curls, is it natural? (no lady, its a fucking weave)
2. You have the prettiest curls ive ever seen on a white boy. meatloaf or lasagna?
1. Nice ix, dude
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Yesh, yesh. it is very weird. and now, eye candy of hot bitches with curly hair.


4 Comments:

At 9/24/2004 12:20 PM, Blogger shoobie said...

for the record, 93 Dave FM just played the following songs in order:

-Rockin In The Free World, Neil Young
-Shitty Shitty Poopstick, Sarah McLachlan

Although its not the actual name of the song, it sure does prove a point.

 
At 9/25/2004 5:18 AM, Blogger steven garrett said...

shoob..
i'll trade you my long and straight hair for
your curly hair...it would be a dream come true
for some black girls to hit on me...perhaps
if i lived in atlanta instead of rural kentucky
they may hit on me and my long straight hair...
later
stebie

 
At 9/27/2004 10:12 AM, Blogger cmdrslappy said...

to shoobie and steebie:

i like both of your...hairs. the ix fits you shoob, it FITS you. and steebie, long and straight and a little disheveled will forever by my all-time fave.

shoob, what i wanna know is if your man parts are covered with an impenetrable layer of pube-ix. do you have to trim often? or maybe use some relaxer?

 
At 9/27/2004 10:33 AM, Blogger shoobie said...

two headfulls of ix are just too hard to maintain. i prefer to shave the chram and trim the ix. aerodynamical penises have just always worked out better for me. plus i prefer to eat bald vajines and feel like its only common courtesy to do the same for the lady. that said, no product needed to control what isnt a problem.

 

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