those of you who have never smoked cigarettes or copious amounts of marijuana will probably not understand this post. springtime is here and as predicted, pine pollen is everywhere. as a result shoobie's throat has been in excruciating pain hocking up gross pollen-flem from the depths of my lungs. cottonmouth is an understatement. this morning when i woke up from my 11 hours of sleep, my lips were all chapped and stuck together from breathing through my mouth all night. i have not had a cigarette in 48 hours and it feels pretty good. i tried to wake and bake this morning but my lungs are still healing from whatever sickness is ailing me right now. symptoms: dry mouth, fatigue, lung butter.
now some of you are asking what is lung butter? well children, lung butter is that gross snotty brown/yellow mix of flem you cough up when you stop smoking or get sick with bronchitis.
i have no idea what to do about it. i hate going to the doctors. chances of me quitting smoking all legal plants and just sticking with smoking illegal ones? 90%.