Ladies ladies ladies. you're awesome. but lets just talk a second about femininity in sports... specifically sports that occupy my ESPNHD channel for longer than an hour at a time. Take for example the Womens NCAA Basketball Championship, the only game of the whole tourney i
19:36 Kristin Haynie missed Two Point Jumper.It was probably the most sloppy and unenjoyable first five minutes to any sports game ever. and when the stat thing says 'defensive rebound', its more like whose hands did the ball magically drop into after the loud CLAAAAANG of another brick being thrown up. i really really tried to watch women play the sport of basketball but its just nowhere near the intensity, action, and actual made shots as the men.
19:36 Baylor Defensive Rebound.
19:08 Lindsay Bowen missed Three Point Jumper.
19:08 Chameka Scott Defensive Rebound.
18:57 Sophia Young missed Two Point Layup
18:57 Kelli Roehrig Defensive Rebound.
18:30 Kristin Haynie made Two Point Jumper. 2-0
17:40 Emily Niemann made Three Point Jumper. 2-3
17:17 Kelli Roehrig missed Two Point Jumper.
17:17 Chameka Scott Defensive Rebound.
17:01 Victoria Lucas-Perry missed Two Point Layup.
17:01 Sophia Young Defensive Rebound.
16:48 Angela Tisdale missed Three Point Jumper.
16:48 Kelli Roehrig Defensive Rebound.
16:31 Lindsay Bowen missed Two Point Jumper.
16:31 Lindsay Bowen Offensive Rebound.
16:12 Liz Shimek missed Two Point Jumper.
16:12 Steffanie Blackmon Defensive Rebound.
16:01 Emily Niemann made Three Point Jumper. 2-6
15:35 Kristin Haynie made Two Point Layup. 4-6
Next up, women pool players. Now since i make a feeble attempt at billiards i can definitely watch men or women play pool on tv. Sometimes on ESPN they have trick shot tourneys, but mostly just prize pools or skin matches amongst the worlds best women players. Lets just dive right into the top 4 women in the world.
1. Allison Fisher was born in england and is nicknamed the 'duchess of doom'. she went undefeated last year and defended her title against Karen Corr. basically the top 4 women rotate around each other for the top rankings. also, who wouldnt want to bend this lady over the pool table if they had a shot? I guess as far as pool players go, she's 2nd hottest.
2. Karen Corr was born in ireland and is fucking hideous. despite suspicions that she might be a man acting like a woman to achieve fame in the women's tour, she does in fact have a vagina.
3. Julie Kelly was also born in ireland and she and Karen are fighting out the spot to be the #1 ugliest woman in pool ever. does anyone besides me think that Julie Kelly resembles Large Marge from Pee Wee Hermans Big Adventure?
4. Jeanette Lee, the black widow. god damn girl, you is hot. asian women havent ever really done it for me, and i guess that goes both ways, but jeanette lee is definitely more exciting to watch than anyone else. she is cocky as hell when she plays, and best of all she is straight outta BK represent (thats brooklyn for you stuffy white folks). does anyone else hear the dreamweaver song in the background ala waynes world?
so thats my rundown of women pool players. way more enjoyable to watch, despite the fact that you might have to watch two irish ladies bump fuzzies. Now of course there are tons of other womens athletes.... i dont even want to get into a shouting match over who is the hottest womens tennis player. well actually, may as well do that too. bloggers vote, who is hotter?
maria has actually won tournaments AND looks hot, as opposed to this dumb bitch...
next up, women soccer players. everyone knows about the US womens soccer team, they were just amazing in the olympics, not to mention never losing a FIFA world cup. they were fun to watch, but even more fun is the unexpected eye candy you are exposed to at any time during the game....
Anyway i think thats all i can muster right now. in conclusion womens sports are give and take.... sometimes they are very fun to watch, other times its the worst experience of your life. as long as the picture comes in HD format (you can't spell heady without HD), the quality of the picture far outweighs the quality of the athleticism. later yalls.