Women Sports
Ladies ladies ladies. you're awesome. but lets just talk a second about femininity in sports... specifically sports that occupy my ESPNHD channel for longer than an hour at a time. Take for example the Womens NCAA Basketball Championship, the only game of the whole tourney i
19:36 Kristin Haynie missed Two Point Jumper.It was probably the most sloppy and unenjoyable first five minutes to any sports game ever. and when the stat thing says 'defensive rebound', its more like whose hands did the ball magically drop into after the loud CLAAAAANG of another brick being thrown up. i really really tried to watch women play the sport of basketball but its just nowhere near the intensity, action, and actual made shots as the men.
19:36 Baylor Defensive Rebound.
19:08 Lindsay Bowen missed Three Point Jumper.
19:08 Chameka Scott Defensive Rebound.
18:57 Sophia Young missed Two Point Layup
18:57 Kelli Roehrig Defensive Rebound.
18:30 Kristin Haynie made Two Point Jumper. 2-0
17:40 Emily Niemann made Three Point Jumper. 2-3
17:17 Kelli Roehrig missed Two Point Jumper.
17:17 Chameka Scott Defensive Rebound.
17:01 Victoria Lucas-Perry missed Two Point Layup.
17:01 Sophia Young Defensive Rebound.
16:48 Angela Tisdale missed Three Point Jumper.
16:48 Kelli Roehrig Defensive Rebound.
16:31 Lindsay Bowen missed Two Point Jumper.
16:31 Lindsay Bowen Offensive Rebound.
16:12 Liz Shimek missed Two Point Jumper.
16:12 Steffanie Blackmon Defensive Rebound.
16:01 Emily Niemann made Three Point Jumper. 2-6
15:35 Kristin Haynie made Two Point Layup. 4-6
Next up, women pool players. Now since i make a feeble attempt at billiards i can definitely watch men or women play pool on tv. Sometimes on ESPN they have trick shot tourneys, but mostly just prize pools or skin matches amongst the worlds best women players. Lets just dive right into the top 4 women in the world.
1. Allison Fisher was born in england and is nicknamed the 'duchess of doom'. she went undefeated last year and defended her title against Karen Corr. basically the top 4 women rotate around each other for the top rankings. also, who wouldnt want to bend this lady over the pool table if they had a shot? I guess as far as pool players go, she's 2nd hottest.
2. Karen Corr was born in ireland and is fucking hideous. despite suspicions that she might be a man acting like a woman to achieve fame in the women's tour, she does in fact have a vagina.
3. Julie Kelly was also born in ireland and she and Karen are fighting out the spot to be the #1 ugliest woman in pool ever. does anyone besides me think that Julie Kelly resembles Large Marge from Pee Wee Hermans Big Adventure?
4. Jeanette Lee, the black widow. god damn girl, you is hot. asian women havent ever really done it for me, and i guess that goes both ways, but jeanette lee is definitely more exciting to watch than anyone else. she is cocky as hell when she plays, and best of all she is straight outta BK represent (thats brooklyn for you stuffy white folks). does anyone else hear the dreamweaver song in the background ala waynes world?
so thats my rundown of women pool players. way more enjoyable to watch, despite the fact that you might have to watch two irish ladies bump fuzzies. Now of course there are tons of other womens athletes.... i dont even want to get into a shouting match over who is the hottest womens tennis player. well actually, may as well do that too. bloggers vote, who is hotter?
maria has actually won tournaments AND looks hot, as opposed to this dumb bitch...
next up, women soccer players. everyone knows about the US womens soccer team, they were just amazing in the olympics, not to mention never losing a FIFA world cup. they were fun to watch, but even more fun is the unexpected eye candy you are exposed to at any time during the game....
Anyway i think thats all i can muster right now. in conclusion womens sports are give and take.... sometimes they are very fun to watch, other times its the worst experience of your life. as long as the picture comes in HD format (you can't spell heady without HD), the quality of the picture far outweighs the quality of the athleticism. later yalls.
posted by shoobie @ 4/07/2005
20 comments
20 Comments:
check your facts shoobie. The US Women's National Soccer team has only won the 1991 and 1999 World Cups. Norway won in 1995 and Germany won in 2003. We took third in both of those tournaments.
check out what blog youre looking at anonymo.... facts are rarely an issue when it comes to me telling a story.
if youre a hot soccer chick get back to me.
And you didn't include women's beach volleyball?!?!?!?!? That's interesting....
Karen may not be beautiful, but what breasts!
Saw Karen Coor for the first time yesterday on ESPN Hollywood, Fla.
torney. She IS somewhat mannish,
but I'd love to see those juggs
of hers unveiled!
Karen Coor's breasts are natural and huge, who wouldn't want to see and feel those things.
Let's go two-on one!!!!
First - I must fully agree on the wonder(s) that are are Karen Corr's breasts - only to be outdone by her playing.
Second - Hottest woman tennis player (ever) - grow-up! It's Amanda Coetzer - hands down!
all the people searching for karen coors titty pictures are insane.
she is fucking brutal.
i cannot tell if you people just want to see how weird and hairy they look, or if you legitimately find her attractive.
which she's not. at all.
I saw this clip and the first thing I thought was Karen Corr and her breasts. http://dumbfunny.com/920_Beachgoer-wants-to-get-a-ful-tan,-especially-on-her-tits.html
"i cannot tell if you people just want to see how weird and hairy they look, or if you legitimately find her attractive.
which she's not. at all."
if you want to be shallow enough to think that beauty comes in only one mold. then thats your prerogative i guess.
attractiveness is differently defined by everyone mate. just because someone isn't attractive to you, doesn't mean they are not attractive to someone else.
for me karen might not be drop dead gorgeous. but she does have many features (other than her breasts) that i find highly attractive. does that mean that i'm an idiot because i don't hold the exact same tastes in women that you do?
I think Karen Corr is really hot and I wish that she would show more of her breasts or wear more revealing outfits. Either way I will watch her every time she is playing.
Karen Coor's breasts are natural and huge！！
karen corr is a fox-i dont allow the media and western culture to define what is attractive and what gets me up - and her breast are just a wonder of nature.go ahead and make your comments about how hideous she is-its just stupid but more importantly its mean.i like mainstream media beauty sometimes but its just a coincidence-i can think for myself-neither of our beauty standards is more legitimate than the other i respect what you find attractive but karen gives me wood
i think karen corr is very hott...i mean what guy wouldnt want to see her breast tht are natural and huge...i would they are boobs
Karen and her world-class rack is what got me started watching WPBA on ESPN.
She was bent over the table, and you could see down her shirt, and I just threw the remote and said, "I'm watching this!"
Without her glasses on, and if she put on a little makeup, she would be a hottie. Plus the tits are enormous.
i just threw up in my mouth a little more after reading all this. still. blech. gross tits.
karen put on a bikini and lets go to the fucking beach.it isnt just the breast she has a perfect body,and i dont give a fuck what anyone thinks-fuck em.
Shoobie I just accidentally happened upon your blog while doing a search on Karen Corr since I think she is a very beautiful woman. I admire her poise and extreme lack of ego,something you could definitely use her shining example of. I have no idea what happened during your life to cause you to be such a mean spirited, shallow individual, but i assure you Karen Corr has more grace in her pinky than you have in your entire body. I have had the pleasure of meeting her face to face and shooting pool beside her in a tournament. She is a very wonderful person and yea the boobs are real :) you really do need to go take a long look at yourself in the mirror. A bit harsh on others and probably just as harsh on yourself. Learn to stop judging others and you will experience the same peace regarding yourself.
I am Karens ex boyfriend and i can tell you for a fact those melons are natural and righteous.
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