Good Chinese Food (?)

According to jappy tri-state area clowns, atlanta has the worst chinese food. Apparently in new york and jersey, the chinese people are from a total different part of china than all the other states.


i have been to nyc, i have tasted the goods... i pretty much have come to the conclusion that there is no discernible difference between chinese food anywhere in our country. hunan dragon I-IV, chin chin, red pepper, emperor of china, golden buddha, dim sum, sum yun guy, miso soup, its all the fucking same shit. sure you have places that use grade c- meat of stray dogs to fill their eggrolls. and ya, some fortune cookies are stale and others are crispy. some even hold baby corn ass stuffing competitions to see whose anal cavity can hold the most of those sweet little wonders. but all in all, chinese food is chinese food is chinese food.

i will say that my favorite chinese food is hands down PF Changs... now i know its a chain and its not exactly f.o.b., but pf changs throws down in the international arena of chinese cuisine.

also, chiu's dad cooks up a mean pot of chicken fried rice. its perhaps the best ive ever had.


the plate to the left comes from the internet chinese cafe. the plate on the right comes from miami, fl. its all pepper steak to me! and speaking of florida, why is there so much chinese buffet in retirement communities there? i feel like the msg would fuck up their heads.

this blog is short and completely uninspired by anything whatsoever, except that i had some really shitty chinese food or something last night and now i feel like rexing it up and skipping lunch. and now, funny chinese shit.