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Been hearing a bit about Vick saying the Eagles aren't going to use the 'Dream Team' moniker anymore... probably a good idea. Don't choke, suckazzz. we play @PHI this year.
I really.. kinda.. like cheese
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Running Dickshunary of Terms
Blitzed (v. intransitive) - really really fucked up
Below the Line (adj.) - a girl who is not going to make the cut
Bubble, the (n.) - when emory kids stay on campus, only talk to other emory kids, only go to emory bars, etc.
Cube Jail (n.) - where i work.
Derby (adj.) - derby is the new dirty. ex: i need to take a shower, i feel so derby right now.
Drunkin Donuts (n.) - dunkin' donuts post 2 am.
Ix (n. pl.) - short curly hair that resembles pubes ==> publix ==> pubelix ==> ix
Jappy (adj.) - of or having qualities of a jewish american princess.
Middies (adj.) - medium, middle of the road, not the best and not the worst.
Narples (n. pl.) - nipples that stick out so far they can hit you in the eye.
Shiksa-ppeal (n.) - the attraction jewish boys have with non-jewish girls; stems from not wanting to marry someone who will eventually be like a jewish mother.
Skance (v.) - inspired by our friend Lance, this is a behavior of being a nice blend of shady and sketchy at the same time. Sketchy Lance = skance.
Soup Coolers (n. pl.) - lips that are so big they can cool a whole pot of soup with one quick blow
Swalls (n. pl.) - sweaty balls
Swass (n.) - sweaty ass or swamp ass
Vajine (n.) - pronounced va-jeen, means a vagina in Kazakhstan
Yatch (n.) - a semi-friendly word for a girl, taken from snoop doggy dogg's beeyatch
Whip (n.) - a car, preferably not driven like a pussy