Tuesday, July 19, 2005

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Quarter Life Crisis

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to boozeday tuesday.
Now i know that all you poker enthusiasts want to stay home tonight and curl up to your ESPNHD World Series of Poker 2005 premier coverage. thats what comcast dvr is for.

tonight's festivities will begin (at least for me) at around 8pm, where i will smoke myself retarded. dwellis gets out around 8. timmy jimmy will be prime and ready by then. jonny mcfuckstick gets back from the Borgata around 10, just in time to meet up for moes and hoes $3.25 throw as many beers into your system as possible. there might be a quick stopover at fontaines for some actual liquor, but by 11:30 star bar will be in full effect. if youve never heard the amazing spins of DJ Romeo on a tuesday night at star bar, you havent lived. i would like to parlay all this drinking and dancing into a waho stop, but i know most of my pussy friends have work tomorrow and wont be able to haul it deep into the AM. hopefully some girls will just kidnap me and take me back to their spot for hot tub action, but this is atlanta and even though we have a high percent of single people in the metro part, no one ever meets new people like that. in light of this fact, just in case, i abused imesh last night downloading over 2 GB of that sweet sweet milfhunter.com.

maybe more to come later. if you actually know me in real life, you are more than welcome to attend. i hate evites and would never send one out for something as casual as boozeday tuesday.


At 7/19/2005 2:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take a look at "Conquering Your Quarterlife Crisis" by Alexandra Robbins....


At 7/21/2005 8:37 AM, Blogger Audacity said...

i hate evites

Remind me to never send you one again!

At 7/29/2005 3:13 PM, Blogger Riley said...

"smoke myself retarded," that's the funniest shit ever.
Here's to the wake 'n bake.


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